Alexandra P. Useless

realmonstrosities:

rashaka:

hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

i’m unreasonably freaked out and disturbed by these

Is this in some kind of uncanny valley?? It’s like an uncanny Communist march or something.

And for some reason I can’t help but imagine these things eternally striding across a barren, lifeless world.

we-are-like-young-avocados:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

WHAT

veganrecipecollection:

(via Chipotle Rice Noodles Soup with Mushrooms and Spinach - Noodles and Pasta, Recipes - Divine Healthy Food)
foodiers-paradise:

http://foodiers-paradise.tumblr.com/ || Baked Sweet Potato Fries with Fry Sauce original: http://foodgasm.tk/post/90434434472
cravingsforfood:

Patty melt.

cravingsforfood:

Patty melt.

confectionerybliss:

Strawberry Papaya Smoothie | Primavera Kitchen
dietkiller:

Green Tea Ice Cream Bars with Magic Chocolate and Toasted Almond Shell

dietkiller:

Green Tea Ice Cream Bars with Magic Chocolate and Toasted Almond Shell

do-not-touch-my-food:

Jalapeno Popper Bacon Wrapped Hot Dog

Day Four of the Juice Cleanse.  Ooooh, solids, I can’t wait for you…

do-not-touch-my-food:

Jalapeno Popper Bacon Wrapped Hot Dog

Day Four of the Juice Cleanse. Ooooh, solids, I can’t wait for you…

flutterfudge:

🍕 flutterfudge 🍕

Day four of the juice cleanse…

flutterfudge:

🍕 flutterfudge 🍕

Day four of the juice cleanse…

sexy-sassy-psycho:

gnarleecarlee:

awkwardoscar:

because-b:

atomicblonde:

diabeticwitchbrother:

atomicblonde:

gracosaurus:

IM SO FUCKING SORRY

OH GOD

i t  d o e s n ‘ t  h a v e  t o  b e  a  h u m a n


YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE DAMMIT


♪ O k a y  B y e e e e e ~ ♫ UnU

Do you wanna build a human?We can resurrect our mom.All we need is some potassium.A little sodium.Enough to build a bomb!(Sorry Kimblee!)

You used to have your body
but now you don’t
I wish I could bring it baaaackkkkkk
do you wanna build a human?

There are no words…..

sexy-sassy-psycho:

gnarleecarlee:

awkwardoscar:

because-b:

atomicblonde:

diabeticwitchbrother:

atomicblonde:

gracosaurus:

IM SO FUCKING SORRY

OH GOD

i t  d o e s n ‘ t  h a v e  t o  b e  a  h u m a n

image

YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE DAMMIT

O k a y  B y e e e e e ~ ♫ UnU

Do you wanna build a human?
We can resurrect our mom.
All we need is some potassium.
A little sodium.
Enough to build a bomb!
(Sorry Kimblee!)

You used to have your body

but now you don’t

I wish I could bring it baaaackkkkkk

do you wanna build a human?

There are no words…..

My gorgeous friend, Poca.